Tuesday with Maury (and Martha)

Today I finally attended a taping of The Maury Povich Show. It was everything I expected and more. We got there a little after 8 am and waited outside till 9:15.We then were hustled inside Penn Plaza and waited till about 10 am. An irate lady wanted to see the show but couldn't wait until 11:30. Like she had someplace to go.
Once we got inside it was like a circus. The audience was so wild;shouting out whatever was on the mind. We even got to dance on stage.It was a hoot. Maury was a great host. He only had to do one take. He even chatted with us between segments. My wish came true and we were treated to a paternity show. The audience was predictable, booing screaming and laughing at the guest. The guests were being coached by the producers to be angry. One mother was so pissed that her 17 yr teen daughter 's child was being denied. Her daughter got knocked up at 13. I wanted to yell oh please sit yo' a*$ down.
When ever Maury gave the results it was magical We laughed and screamed. Complete chaos! People are hugging and jumping out of their seats. Now I know why the show is still on the air. We were feed pizza and sent on our way.
After coming down from the Maury high my freinds and I decided to go visit the Tyra Show. They were on vacay but we got grabbed by a Martha Stewart producer. It was a completely different experience. Mainly older moms and out-of-towners. There was coat check and Evian in a beautiful waiting room. The set was amazingly decorated in warm ochres and cheerful holiday trinkets. The audience wasn't as lively as the previous show. But I felt an overall feeling of happiness and tranquility. We were entertained by a comedian and a old lady dancing to Rhianna.
Martha looked much younger in person. She was a gracious host, warm and friendly. We learned how to make a buttered bass and plastic snowflakes. We recieved a coupon for free custom gift wrap!
Next week I'm trying Tyra again. Report coming soon.